Funny Tap Handles We've Made- Humorous text we've put on custom taps
At Custom Brew Gear, we’ve seen a lot of custom tap handles move through our shop—classy, rugged, elegant, brewery-branded… you name it. But every now and then, a customer drops in with an engraving request that makes us stop, laugh, and say:
“Yep. This one’s going on the list.”
From dad humor to plays on words, here are some of the funniest sayings we’ve ever put on a beer tap handle.
- “Liquid Patience”
- “Not Today, Light Beer”
- “Drinking Until the In-Laws Sound Fun”
- "Brian's IPA-Stronger Than my Ex’s Opinions”
- "Mom's Toleration Juice"
- "Because Kids"
- "Work-From-Home IPA"
- "Hoptimus Prime"
- “Fueling Regrets Since 2010”
- “Beer: Because People Are Annoying”
- “This Tap Handle Has Seen Things”
- “Emotionally Unavailable Ale”
- “Zero Accountability Ale”
- “Don’t Ask.”
- "What a Frickin' day"
Why Funny Tap Handles Are So Popular
Beer taps aren’t just about beer—they’re about personality.
Home bars, kegerators, man caves, breweries, wedding bars… they all get better with a bit of humor.
Funny engravings:
✔ Make the tap a conversation piece
✔ Add personality to a home bar
✔ Create memorable gifts (especially for dads and husbands)
✔ Turn a simple pour into a good laugh
Whether it’s dad jokes, edgy humor, or inside jokes only your buddies will understand, a custom engraved tap handle becomes the centerpiece of the entire bar setup.
Thinking About Making One Yourself?
If any of these made you laugh—or if you’ve got a better one—we can engrave just about anything.
Choose your wood, choose your saying.
We’ll make it look good.
See our full lineup of personalized tap handles at CustomBrewGear.com
And if you’ve got a hilarious phrase you want immortalized on solid wood and stainless steel, send it our way…
You might just make it into the next edition of this blog.